• How many followers?
  Ask me off anonymous.
• Promo for promo? Will you promote me?
  I get this question too often. I will only promote you if we talk a lot or I know you in person.
• Promo game?
  Yep, just message me ideas.
• Will you follow me back? Follow for follow?
  No. I find it very rude of you to ask that!
• Check out my blog?
  Always! Just ask :)
• [insert advice here]?
  I’ll always do my best to help!
• “I’m close to my goal. Please help”
  I’ll always be a help but please don’t lie just for my promo.
• Where did you get ____?
  I’ll tell you if I remember but if not, I’ll tell you to google search it.
• What’s your theme?
  I’m not sure of the name, but it’s by Modernise, no you cannot have the code.
• Will you rate my blog?
  Who am I to be rating your blog? It’s your blog! But if you honestly want me to rate it, then just ask.
• Vote for me?
  Only if you send me the link [here]. Because I ain’t typing that into my address bar.
• Will you tell your followers to vote for me? I’ll screenshot promo/whatever you.
  lol no. 

If you ask me one of these questions, I will simply answer as FAQ.